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Welcome to Geolope
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Geolope says one thing: ”Hoof it!”. So get going willya? Oh yeah, he also says “BREEEEEEEEEEEE!” But what that means is anyone’s guess. The point is to sit back, relax and let the Geolope take care of ya. Of course that may mean something different to the cosmic hoof stock but hey, as long as he got your back, what you got to worry about?
Learn MoreIt’s not easy being me. I know, I know, there are always tortured superhero stories. Blech! Tell you what, YOU try sitting around all day trying to fly with fifty pounds of heavy ass horns on your head! SHeeeeit man, I see now why the devil is always in a bad mood. But man I have it hard. You ever wake up in the middle of the night having one of those dreams where you’ve lost your goggles and the only place you can think of to look is in the fridge? I mean, you go back and back and back to that fridge and damn if theres never a change. Always that ham just staring up at you, daring you to have a snack…
Learn MoreGeolope says one thing: ”Hoof it!”. So get going willya? Oh yeah, he also says “BREEEEEEEEEEEE!” But what that means is anyone’s guess. The point is to sit back, relax and let the Geolope take care of ya. Of course that may mean something different to the cosmic hoof stock but hey, as long as he got your back, what you got to worry about?
Learn MoreWe can't tell you exactly what the geolope is or does. But he's the man!
Start here to find out what it is… Oh, so you did. Well good luck figuring it out. What you’re really here for is the journey. What the Geolope does and doesnt do isnt really any of your concern. Think about it, all we do is look for answers...
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