It’s not easy being me. I know, I know, there are always tortured superhero stories. Blech! Tell you what, YOU try sitting around all day trying to fly with fifty pounds of heavy ass horns on your head! SHeeeeit man, I see now why the devil is always in a bad mood. But man I have it hard. You ever wake up in the middle of the night having one of those dreams where you’ve lost your goggles and the only place you can think of to look is in the fridge? I mean, you go back and back and back to that fridge and damn if theres never a change. Always that ham just staring up at you, daring you to have a snack…
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Oh, so you did. Well good luck figuring it out. What you’re really here for is the journey. What the Geolope does and doesnt do isnt really any of your concern. Think about it, all we do is look for answers when what we kinda need from time to time is to just enjoy the search. Sure, thats vague. And if you have decided you really need to buy something, then we will accommodate that soon. T shirts, koozies, flashlights, condoms. All that shit. SO come back often. But take a lesson from the Geolope, try to enjoy yourself while youre here.
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